Blessed is the accountant that walks not in the counsel of indolent bookkeepers, nor stands purposeless in the path of unethical cashiers, nor sits idly in the seat of creative auditors.
But his delight is in the GAAP and IFRS canons; and in these standards does he meditate around-the-clock.
And he shall be like a loyal company person planted in the expanding conglomerate, generating cash flow and profit every season; his excellence shall not wither; and whatsoever he invests in shall prosper.
The unconscionable, amoral bookkeepers are not so: but are like bankrupt companies the SEC delists from the Exchange.
Therefore, the unconscionable, amoral bookkeepers shall not stand the (forensic) examination, nor unethical cashiers stand in the congregation of the ethical accountants.
For the Principal knows the way of the ethical accountants: but the fraudulent, double-crossing bookkeepers shall be demoted and dismissed.
