Vivat Mother Morkin!: A Further Episode in the Life of Albert Available to Purchase

LOOKING back Albert traced the start of it all to the afternoon of his ill‐starred visit to Aspenlike, Askew & Co. All Albert's oily offerings had somehow failed to produce just that fine finish and je ne sais quoi required in the machining of some intricate, scrobiculated dossils tooled from high tensile verticulite. At Albert's impassioned representations (backed by old Famblewick's as well) the boffins of the Oilier Oil Co. had at length produced a generous sample of a super‐special cutting fluid, as yet un‐named and it was this sample that Albert was taking for trial, a trial arranged with the production engineer et al.