Do accountants have sex? Free

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Accounting, Auditing & Accountability Journal, Volume 27, Issue 2

Do accountants have sex?It would seem as ifA-sexual reproduction is the normAs if behind some pileOf dusty ledgersThe only old one-twoWould be found in a columnOf figuresAnd what would quickenThe accountant’s heartWould be the shapely balance sheetNot the occasional glimpsed legOf rounded butt and breast

We all know and take for truthThat accountants don’t take loversBecause of their prophylactic personalityTherefore children and families must beBeyond the accounting kenAccountants can’t have sexOtherwise they might beJust like you and me.

Prof Kerry Jacobs

Canberra School of Business, University of New South Wales, Canberra, Australia