2012., Communication and Language: Surmounting Barriers to Cross-Cultural Understanding, Alexander S. Yeung, Elinor L. Brown, Cynthia Lee
Download citation file:
Worms wiggle, bugs jiggle, the bird on the tree singing. “Silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright . . .” Then a baby started crying, it was Little Red Riding Hood crying, it woke the morning, it woke the sun to shine on this piece of land—Little Red Riding Hood was born. The time went by, now Little Red Riding Hood was a beautiful, charming girl, she still remembered the wolf which almost killed her grandma when she was only six. She hated the wolf very much, so she started to think of revenging by killing all the wolf in the wolf. One day, she was walking around in the forest. She met a gang of wolf! She wanted to run away, however, her legs stuck straight, she couldn’t even move a trace. One of the wolves yelled, “Hi there! Beautiful lady! Little, oh, not little anymore.” Red Riding Hood yelled, “Help! Help!” One of the wolves said, “Do not yell, I have turned to a vegetarian, so I will not eat you.” Red Riding Hood doubted, however she asked a very stupid question. “Can you eat this carrot to prove you are vegetarian.” She handed the carrot to the wolf. The wolf ate it without thinking. She asked again. “Can you eat it also.” The others did it also. It was a trap! Red Riding Hood had put some drugs called “crystal of laugh” which makes people laugh after being taken in. “To fear the worst often cures the worse”—Shakespeare. The wolves knew this drugs which could only use with carrots to function. They had taken the solution pills. They pretended to be imprisoned, while then red Riding Hood laugh. She couldn’t stop it, indeed, she couldn’t stop laughing and her flesh was shared among the wolves.
