Buy Brown’s book!: A fully impartial commentary on Postmodern Marketing

Provides a fully impartial commentary on Stephen Brown’s Postmodern Marketing. Implores readers to ignore all rumours to the contrary. Notes that it is very difficult to summarize this commentary in 100 words or less and refuses to even try. Nonetheless, the author says he worked quite hard on this paper and that you really must read it, lest you will be overwhelmed with guilt and subject to a dreadful curse. Also pledges to get even with the author’s anonymous reviewers. Finally, reports that the author has been under a great deal of stress lately but that his therapy has been going well.